Population Thinner: The GoPro Helmet-Cam

Decades from now, sociologists will describe the “GoPro Effect” in relation to an alarming decrease in the white, male, bro-gnar population in Western Europe and the US/Canada. It is my firm contention the GoPro helmet cam will account for 22.6 million deaths over the next decade, all within the above-mentioned demographic (white; 18-32 years of age; facial hair; Celtic/tribal tattoo(s); consumer of Monster drinks; endlessly flashes the “hang loose” hand gesture; owns rockered skis, a yellow X-Terra with a rub-on hand grenade sticker in the rear windshield; says “dropping” when skiing in-bounds; rides a long-travel mtn bike; has attended at least two X-Games as a spectator; pronounces couloir as “koo-lar” or haute route as “howt root”).

This young man could fall prey to the GoPro Effect.

So for those of us inclined to capture our exploits in HD–me included–please don’t let the helmet-cam spell our demise. Live to ski/climb/ride/surf/bungee/squirrel suit/skate/huck/jam/brawl/jump another day.

Guys like Jamie Pierre, on the other hand, should strap on as many as they can and keep sending big.

Behold:

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